Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Really Killing Chickens

The best and hardest working parents you can have, Cliff and OPal Olson

OK this is the true story, not that the last one was not true but this one is staying on the subject.

When you grow up in the country you learn to eat what is cooked and you grow, raise or hunt for your food. Now don't get me wrong we did buy some things at the store like sugar, salt and some processed foods. Now that I mentioned processed my favorite thing from the store was POST Toasties. Man! I could eat those every day. I do remember the day mom stopped making homemade biscuits. She bought some WHACK BISCUITS. Do you know what those are? They come in a paper can with metal on each end and you take off some of the paper then WHACK them up against the side of the cabinet and out pops biscuits which you cook on a flat sheet for 10 minutes and they taste great. Another thing that changed was SMASHED POTATOES NOT MASHED POTATOES. Mom use to get potatoes out of the cellar which we raised in our garden then boil them and then add butter, salt and pepper then she SMASHED them. Now-adays she buys them in a box and you add water, milk, and whatever and you have MASHED POTATOES. OK. OK, Chickens.

Once a year we would get up early in the morning and get a giant galvanized wash tub out or a big steel pot and we would build a fire under it once it was filled with water. About the time the water was boiling we started catching chickens. Now that is not a small task as once you start chasing them they pile up in the corner where you grab one with your hands. You actually grab as many as you can handle and you hold on by their legs. There are a couple of things you have to watch out for: One is you need to get both legs else they will claw you and it hurts. Second you swing them around to keep them from pecking on your hand or arm. Third is you either take an ax and cut off their heads or your learn how to disconnect their head from the rest using your boot or if you are really good you pop their heads off. Gross! HUH! As soon as you have removed the heads you throw them and watch as they are still flopping and I guess I will stop with the gross part of the explanation. If you need to know more I will explain.

The next big step after they stop flopping is you grab them and run over to the boiling water where typically mom would dip them and the feathers would just fall off. Then you had to continue plucking the feathers until they were clean which might take multiple dips in the water. By the way it is a good idea to have the dogs and cats put up when you are doing this else it becomes a circus.

The step just before putting them in a freezer bag is gutting and a final wash. Now it was during this process that a lot of folks and I disagree. That is I never kept the heart or liver except for fish bait. Now Gizzards were not too bad but I just did not like the idea of eating a gizzard even though they were tasty.

I know it is too late now but I apologize for the PG-13 story today. Personally these scary movies are 100 times more graphic and I don't like to watch them and never let my kids watch them either.

In summary each year I would guess we butchered/put up 100 chickens for eat ‘n later. We also had oodles of chickens for egg laying which we traded at Fred and Vera Mows store which later became Dale's Feed Seed and Fertilizer store or Ruby Jackson's store. We traded eggs just like cash for groceries and whatever else they carried that we needed.

So what do you learn in the Osage?

· chickens are better when they are home grown

· you really appreciate your food more when you work for it

· when you have to grow/raise your own food you take better care of it

Thanks for listening,

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