Growing up in the Osage, I never heard of Baby Boomers, but I am one. Here is a list of things I never thought about:
- Gay Marriage - well maybe I did think about that, but it was focused on HAPPY Marriage
- Woke - never thought about it other than I needed to Woke up and do my chores, in fact we used the word Wake.
- when would I stop working - 65? you have to be kidding me, all farmers I knew worked until they passed away
- GPS guided tractors and certainly not pickups or cars that would guide you. If we got lost, we just had to figure it out and as a boy in the Osage I needed to know North, South, East and West. I remember Billy Snyder telling dad where to run when going to see Grandma Annie in Oologah, Ok. (yep, that is the real name of a town). Billy told dad to turn where the chicken was in the road.
- How about a telephone in your pocket? and you can talk to it, and it will talk back and there was never a twisted cord to hassle with. Who would have thought?
- I never thought you could not store your gun in the back seat window of the pickup and certainly I never thought you would have to LOCK your pickup.
- An HP calculator? why would I ever need that? I knew how to multiply and divide, add and subtract and the rules to do math. We called it Algebra and my folks thought it looked crazy.
- Online? what the heck!! The only thing online were the clothes drying in the back yard or maybe a chicken hawk on the telephone wire.
- Smart phones, you gotta be kidding me? A smart aleck maybe like Jon Tanny or John Murphy, just kidding. In fact that is what they were always doing, kidding. I should through in Eddy Harris and he was closer to a smart aleck.
- Work Safety or helmets for riding a bicycle. Naw! Parents assumed you had enough sense to not do stupid things, like playing with dynamite (you might want to go read that story), hunting from the back of the pickup while someone was driving or trying to hoist Jim Heath up the flagpole. Naw, never.
- There could ever be anything better than an AM/FM radio with an 8 Track
- That putting a ring in the nose of a hog to stop digging would become common in people's noses.
- maybe people are digging in the dirt, and I just missed that as well.
- A simple life in a small town is as good as it gets on this earth.
- A good book and The Good Book and the lack of technology is a good thing.
- People are more forgiving of mistakes in a small town.
- Hogs are not the only animal with nose rings.


